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can have his cake and eat it too, I think not. I mean he was cool for a wedding hookup, but
you deserve more than the crap he s dishing out right now.
Yeah, I can t believe I just had sex with him again.
You what? Alice s jaw dropped.
Yup. I nodded with a red face.
Where? She shook her head and looked around.
In the restroom. I whispered.
I m not even going to ask. She giggled. Oh Liv.
What? I groaned and buried my face in my hands. I suck, don t I?
I don t know. Did you? She giggled again and wiggled her eyebrows.
No, I did not suck him off in the bathroom. I laughed. And no he didn t get a
chance to use his miracle tongue either.
Just his miracle dick?
Alice. I bit my lower lip and groaned again. Shit, it was so hot. So hot and so bad.
That s because bad is always hot. She looked around before speaking again. Was
it as good as last time?
It was even better. I wailed. Why, why, why? Why did this have to happen to
me?
It s not your fault.
I always meet the shitty guys.
Yeah, but at least this guy is shitty and good in bed.
Or in the public restroom. I laughed.
I don t understand why we can t meet good guys. She sighed. What s wrong with
us? We re good women. We re pretty. Honest. Fun loving. Shit, if I was a lesbian I d date
both of us.
You d date yourself?
Hell ya. She grinned. I m pretty awesome.
That is true.
I just wish someone other than the two of us knew that. She sighed and leaned
back against the car. What s wrong with us Liv? Why do we always find ourselves in
these messes?
What happened with you? I asked softly. I told you about me and Xander, but
what happened with you just now?
I was flirting with the waiter to try and make Aiden jealous and well the waiter
tried to kiss me and Aiden saw and gave me a look that made me feel like a tramp.
Oh Alice. I sighed, glad that she hadn t been flirting with Scott. Imagine if she had
caused some sort of fist fight between them. That would have made my family a sideshow
circus. Not that we weren t already half way there.
I know. I m a mess.
We re both messes. I laughed.
What are we going to do?
We need to forget about all of them. Let s go out tonight and meet some new guys
and have some fun.
You want to? Alice didn t look enthused about the idea.
Yes! We don t need them! We re two hot girls. We need two hot men that will
appreciate us.
I don t know. She made a face. When we went out in college, we never had much
luck.
That s because we were nerds. I giggled. And we didn t know how to play the
game. We both played it safe and settled for losers. You dated Luke and now he s married
to Joanna, our ex-roommate. And I dated Justin and Evan and well, we both know how
great they were.
Evan was addicted to his PlayStation. Alice giggled.
And my panties. I shuddered. And not in the sexy way either.
There s a sexy way? Alice looked at me curiously.
Yeah, the steal and sniff sexy way. I made a face. Okay, that sounds perverted
when I say it out loud, but that s kinda sexy because you know you turn your man on. I
mean, if you re going to steal my panties, do it because you re sniffing them or whacking
off into them. Don t do it because you want to wear them.
I wish I would have seen his face when you caught him in your black thong and red
lipstick.
He ruined the lipstick as well. It was the Chanel tube as well. I spent $42 on that
lipstick and he didn t even replace it.
I dare say he stretched out the thong as well. Alice giggled.
He did. I giggled as well. I gave it to him as a parting gift when we broke up.
Oh Evan, I thought he was a weirdo from the beginning. Alice said. I mean what
guy brings over his PlayStation and games every time he s staying at his girlfriends
house?
A loser guy, that s who! I groaned. Not that Justin was any better.
True. Alice agreed with me. What was up with his hair?
His hair was the least of his problems. I giggled as I remembered my other ex.
Remember when we caught him using your concealer to cover up his acne.
I know. She groaned. I caught him using my toothbrush once as well. He was so
gross.
Ugh, I always seem to pick the worst guys.
Don t look now, but the posse is headed towards us. Alice said softly.
Ugh, I don t even want to see Xander or Gabby s face. Please say we can go out
tonight.
Fine. She grinned. Let s see how much more trouble we can get ourselves into.
***
Let s play scrabble tonight. Scott popped his head into my room later that
afternoon.
Sorry, we re going out. I looked up at him from my vanity.
Going out where? He frowned. That s no fair.
Alice and I are going out to meet some men as we don t want to end up as old
maids.
It s too late for that. He grinned and I poked him in the abdomen. Ouch, that
hurt.
Good. I made a face at him. Now scram, Alice and I are trying out my different
eye shadows.
You both look like clowns. Scott said with a straight face as he looked at me and
then at Alice. Clowns that should stay home and play scrabble tonight.
Nope. I shook my head and stood up. Not going to happen.
Hey guys, we re playing scrabble tonight. Aiden walked into the bedroom and I
groaned loudly.
Alice and I are going out tonight. We will not be partaking in the family scrabble
tournament.
What do you mean, you and Alice are going out? Aiden looked at Alice and
frowned. This is meant to be a family weekend.
I ve had enough family for the day. I walked to my closet and opened the doors.
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